WARNING---this is about poop and despite your denial boys...everybody poops...even girls...even the pretty ones and for the sake of this important parenting advice I'm willing to talk about my own personal poop.
I was out with some friends for my closest friends bday celebrations and we were talking about the P-word and other things that come with it....mainly before it...and even though everybody poops, for some reason we all get embarrassed admitting it. If you are one of these embarrassed poopers...and you have a young child (<2) or will be acquiring one someday....here is your warning..
When you potty train your kid you turn into a weirdo that claps and gives trophies whenever they piss or shit. This is the warning part...If you get super excited about your kid pooping and celebrate the event---they will get excited when you do it--and celebrate--with strangers.
True Story
When Taytum was potty training we made a huge deal out of it like everyone does--I make a mean sticker chart :) Anyways...we went to Culver's one particular night during this 2 year process (wish I was exaggerating). When we got inside I said to young Tayter Tot "Let's go potty first and then we'll order"
We get in line to order and Taytum turns to the man-stranger behind us and cheerfully announces
"My mom just pooped!"
Point.Case.
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