Biology

So for those of you that know Taytum's birth story...sorry...here's one quick recap (because for those that don't--you'll need to know to truly appreciate this Taytum quote)

Short Version:  Young Tayter Tot was born in a bathroom (my bathroom to be specific).  For the long version you'll have to have time...it's a doosy!

Key points:  Went to the hospital...got sent home...felt like I had to poo (yes, girls do that)...BAM! A Tayter Tot was born.  (And No--I was not on "I didn't know I was pregnant")

Anyways...Taytum has heard me tell the story over and over and over...most recently she chimed in with...

"I always thought that's how I got brown skin" 

Which is funny because not only has Taytum asked me 94 times why I have white skin and she has brown skin but so has EVERY classmate she has ever had from preschool til present day...and I've always used the analogy of mixing dark brown paint with white paint...yada yada...so leave it to Taytum to think that she was brown because I "pooped" her out.   Oi!